Sample profiles for more than 120 future jobs

Professional Baby writes a funny LinkedIn-style profile for a baby, in the language of a job you can picture for them. Pick a job to see three sample profiles, or make one for your baby.

Imani, future CEO 6 weeks oldKeeps the board on its toes | Literally, during every napRowan, future chef 6 mos oldRefined palate | Currently sampling banana, board book, and a hint of sockMaya, future security guard 1 yr 11 mos oldMandatory overtime, household-wide | Nobody has clocked out since I startedRuby, future actor 6 weeks oldTwo shows nightly, 1 a.m. and 4 a.m. | No refunds, no exchangesRemy, future coach 6 mos oldEvery new object clears a three-stage inspection: look, grab, tasteMiles, future nurse 1 yr 11 mos oldSee one, do one, teach one | Watched leadership sweep once; now teaching the teddy bearTheo, future pilot 6 weeks oldRetractable landing gear | Both legs tuck up the second anyone tries a set-downRowan, future construction worker 6 mos oldDemolition specialist | Every block tower is a job siteNaomi, future artist 1 yr 11 mos oldPriceless original | Not for sale, and on loan to visitors five minutes at a time

Every future job

Arts and design

• Actor
• Animator
• Artist
• Author
• Dancer
• Fashion Designer
• Graphic Designer
• Illustrator
• Interior Designer
• Magician
• Musician
• Photographer
• Stage Manager

Business and more

• CEO
• Clergy Member
• Funeral Director
• Nonprofit Leader
• Office Manager
• Project Manager
• Security Guard
• Translator

Consulting

• Consultant

Education

• Librarian
• Preschool Teacher
• Principal
• Teacher

Engineering

• Architect
• Astronaut
• Engineer
• Plant Manager

Finance

• Accountant
• Actuary
• Banker
• Chief Financial Officer
• Economist
• Financial Advisor
• Investor
• Trader

First responders

• Firefighter
• Paramedic
• Police Officer

Food and hospitality

• Baker
• Chef
• Dog Trainer
• Event Planner
• Flight Attendant
• Hair Stylist
• Hotel Manager
• Massage Therapist
• Restaurant Owner
• Travel Agent

Government

• City Manager
• Diplomat
• Federal Agent
• Politician
• Urban Planner

Healthcare

• Dentist
• Doctor
• Nurse
• Pharmacist
• Physical Therapist
• Speech-Language Pathologist
• Surgeon
• Veterinarian

Helping professions

• Social Worker
• Therapist

Law

• Attorney
• Judge

Marketing

• Advertising Account Executive
• Marketer

Media

• Content Creator
• Film Director
• Journalist
• Record Label Executive
• Talent Agent

Military

• Admiral
• Commanding General
• Military Officer
• Soldier

Outdoors and animals

• Farmer
• Landscaper
• Park Ranger
• Zookeeper

People and HR

• Chief People Officer
• Human Resources Manager

Sales

• Customer Success Manager
• Property Manager
• Real Estate Agent
• Real Estate Developer
• Salesperson
• Store Manager

Science and academia

• Academic Advisor
• Astronomer
• Marine Biologist
• Meteorologist
• Paleontologist
• Professor
• Scientist

Skilled trades

• Carpenter
• Construction Worker
• Electrician
• Facilities Manager
• HVAC Technician
• Maintenance Technician
• Mechanic
• Plumber
• Welder

Sports and fitness

• Coach
• Martial Arts Instructor
• Personal Trainer
• Professional Athlete
• Sports Agent

Startups

• Entrepreneur

Technology

• Chief Information Officer
• Chief Technology Officer
• Cybersecurity Expert
• Data Scientist
• IT Specialist
• Product Manager
• Software Engineer
• UX Designer
• Video Game Designer

Transportation and logistics

• Air Traffic Controller
• Bus Driver
• Mail Carrier
• Pilot
• Ship Captain
• Train Conductor
• Truck Driver